Certificates


Behaviour Driven

Scrums Manager

Do you want your Scrums team to DOMINATE?! Then you want our most advanced certificate yet! With the BDSM you will learn how to control your WIP, advanced release planning, and when to use a SAFe word!

Prerequisite: our CSM and a thick hide!

Clever Cunning Certificated

Project Ogre

With this certificate you will be seen as a Golden God amongst your tribe! Learn advanced protocols and become an expert in human-cyborg relations! You will soon make a name for yourself telling everyone else the odds!

Prerequisite: Current Scrums Allegiance CSPO and stacks of gold...or gold-pressed latinum!

Faster Features at Scale

Certificate

Want to put your competition to shame? The key is having Product Managers that can ship and then ship again. MOAR FEATURES!!! This will ensure you have everything everyone in every market needs.

Prerequisite: The C3PO will help, but we'll overlook that for your Swiss bank account!

Certificated Scrums Manager

Introductory course to appearing more agile and base membership in our little club. Remain conscious for 2 days and get 74% of 50 questions correct, YOU'RE IN!!!

Prerequisite: Money and a pulse*

*pulse is optional

Certificated Scrums Project Ogre

Introductory course to getting the shit you need done, done now. You'll learn how to tell a pig where bacon comes from. After completion you'll show everyone that you mean business!

Prerequisite: Big ole attitude and some Benjamins

Certificated Scrums Doer

Introductory course to actually getting work done. You'll learn the latest advancements in touch typing, where the "files" are in the computer, and the Fibonacci sequence. Mamma Mia!

Prerequisite: Fingers for typing and yeah...da monies baby!


Certificated Scrums

Tweeter

One of our most amazing deals. This certificate is a steal! Ok, so this is the way it works: Every time you mention @ScrmsAllegiance on Twitter just Venmo us $1.00 - then, every Friday we promise to #FF you!

Prerequisite: Venmo & Twitter account & hordes of $1.00s