Do you want your Scrums team to DOMINATE?! Then you want our most advanced certificate yet! With the BDSM you will learn how to control your WIP, advanced release planning, and when to use a SAFe word!
Prerequisite: our CSM and a thick hide!
Clever Cunning Certificated
With this certificate you will be seen as a Golden God amongst your tribe! Learn advanced protocols and become an expert in human-cyborg relations! You will soon make a name for yourself telling everyone else the odds!
Prerequisite: Current Scrums Allegiance CSPO and stacks of gold...or gold-pressed latinum!
One of our most amazing deals. This certificate is a steal! Ok, so this is the way it works: Every time you mention @ScrmsAllegiance on Twitter just Venmo us $1.00 - then, every Friday we promise to #FF you!
Prerequisite: Venmo & Twitter account & hordes of $1.00s
Certificated Scrums Manager
Introductory course to appearing more agile and base membership in our little club. Remain conscious for 2 days and get 74% of 50 questions correct, YOU'RE IN!!!
Prerequisite: Money and a pulse*
*pulse is optional
Certificated Scrums Project Ogre
Introductory course to getting the shit you need done, done now. You'll learn how to tell a pig where bacon comes from. After completion you'll show everyone that you mean business!
Prerequisite: Big ole attitude and some Benjamins
Certificated Scrums Doer
Introductory course to actually getting work done. You'll learn the latest advancements in touch typing, where the "files" are in the computer, and the Fibonacci sequence. Mamma Mia!
Prerequisite: Fingers for typing and yeah...da monies baby!